Lyrics: Steve Duffy    Music: Dec Duffy    Copyright 2003

I went out to the pub last night

Ten pints of brew did drink

It cleared me mind, I had a thought

It made me sit and think

Me thinkin' didn't make no sense,

I didn't know what it meant

It was as if I were asleep

I just sat there and dreamt

Chorus

I put on me coat and headed for the door

Fell flat on me face on the floor

The room was spinning round and I began to roar

I won't drink no more

No I won't drink no more

I'm sitting at the bar me boys

Trying not to act the fool

If I have a few more

I might fall off me stool

I was born an Irish man

I have the gift of gab

I'm always trying to use me gift

To save meself the tab

Repeat Chorus

You only loose the battle boys

As long as you are willin'

Down at the local pub

You'll spend your only shillin'

Whether it be on whiskey

Or even just a beer

The thoughts of getting sober

Are nearer than I fear

I put on me coat and headed for the door

Fell flat on me face on the floor

The room was spinning round and I began to roar

I won't drink no more

No I won't drink no more

Well maybe just one more